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TRUMP memecoin to power Trump Billionaires Club game TrumpMeme and OpenLoot revealed a new mobile game where TRUMP will serve as the in-game currency. A $1 million reward pool has been allocated for early participants, with pre-registration already live. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Memecoin trade delivers a 340× return in a week An anonymous trader purchased 16.3 million FRANKLIN for $716. Partial selling brought in $20,500, fully covering the entry, while 11.5 million tokens remain valued at more than $224,000. Result: roughly a 340× increase in capital. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Institutions and governments hold nearly 19% of BTC Data from BitcoinTreasuries shows that ETFs, corporations, and state entities now control over 4 million BTC. This represents around $360 billion and close to 19% of total Bitcoin issuance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Optimus caught on camera at Tesla Miami event In footage from Tesla’s Miami event, Optimus grabs its head and collapses. Users quickly pointed out the familiar gesture of taking off a VR headset, hinting at remote human control instead of autonomous AI. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Strategy plans to hold BTC for decades — no selling before 2065 According to CEO Phong Le, the firm will continue accumulating bitcoin and has no intention of selling it in the foreseeable future, except in a scenario of dollar liquidity loss. Le noted that MSTR stock continues to serve as a key proxy for BTC even after the launch of spot ETFs. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Coinbase: December could be the turning point for the crypto market According to Coinbase, a Fed rate cut — now priced in at roughly 92% — may trigger a market rebound. Liquidity is returning, AI-driven speculation remains strong, and dollar shorts are becoming more attractive. The exchange sees December as a potential launch point for the next bullish impulse. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Dormant for 13 years: two 1000-BTC Casascius coins finally moved Two extremely rare Casascius Coins with a face value of 1000 BTC each were activated for the first time since the early 2010s. Their combined value is roughly $180M. To access the bitcoin, the owner must break the hologram that covers the private key — once opened, the coin loses its original form and becomes a souvenir. Casascius coins were minted between 2011 and 2013 before being halted by FinCEN, with only six coins of this denomination known. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

32% pullback places Bitcoin at a major inflection point According to CryptoQuant, Bitcoin’s correction has deepened to 32% — a level that historically marked either recovery (2021) or the start of prolonged decline (2022). Traders are watching closely to see which scenario repeats. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Burry sees a bubble forming in AI — and warns it may end badly According to him, AI stocks are priced far beyond fundamentals, with multiples above historic 1990s highs. Combined with the dominance of passive funds, this could amplify a broad-market correction. Burry confirmed he is shorting major AI companies after shutting down his fund. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Malaysia hit with $1.1B loss from underground BTC mining Authorities have identified 14,000 illegal mining setups in five years, all siphoning electricity from TNB. Miners are tracked using drones and heat-detection systems as they constantly change locations. Another 3,000 theft incidents were logged this year. The government suspects organized criminal networks are running the operations. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Long positioning builds liquidation risk According to Coinglass, BTC and ETH long positions are piling up quickly. This imbalance makes the market vulnerable to sudden downside moves. 🟠 BTC at ~$83,300 = $6.2B+ in long liquidations. 🟠 ETH at ~$2,820 = $4.27B+ in liquidations. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

$340,000 drained due to forgotten permission signed in 2020 CertiK reveals that the attacker exploited an old approval the user had granted on a fake website years earlier. When the wallet balance grew, the hacker sent one transaction and took everything. Regular permission checks can prevent such incidents. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Model shows BTC’s fair value near $165K — current price ~47% below it A chart built on global liquidity metrics indicates that Bitcoin is significantly undervalued, with a fair price around $165,000. According to the author, the market won’t be able to hold BTC far below that level for too long. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit