Sergei Sergienko

🔮 Greetings, my dear crypto enthusiasts. Wanna forecast? Your gut will whisper “skip that sketchy token”. You will ignore it. Because “this meme is basically destined for greatness”.

Pretty much how my portfolio tries to reach a new ATH 🫡

Примерно так мой портфель пытается достичь нового АТН 🫡

🤓 Google announced that its first AI glasses will roll out next year. Somewhere between excitement and mild panic feels about right. We wait. And pretend we’re ready.

🚫 Oh my, the absurdity around China’s social credit system keeps leveling up. So apparently, there's a WeChat feature that warns you when a debtor is nearby and suggests keeping your distance. Looks fake, yet feels uncomfortably plausible. Everyone remembers that Black Mirror episode. This is not a road we should walk down.

Crypto delusion #5: The more coins you hold, the more pro you become. #crypto_delusions

💬 ZachXBT called out the InfoFi crowd, Kaito Yaps, Galxe, Layer3, Cookie and Wallchain, for turning the ecosystem into an AI-spam landfill. Bot armies everywhere, and even donation threads for open-source devs get buried under generated junk. I'd say it's time to clean this place up.

🫵 You don’t get it. This one's different.

💀 “Rat” spotted at Binance. One employee thought he could play insider and started shilling a new token right from the official account. The ending wrote itself: fired, taken to court, whistleblower walked away with a clean $100K. The moral here stays boring and reliable. Justice wins.

🔮 Prediction markets are heating up, so here' s my crypto prophecy for the day. You tell yourself you will “enter the market carefully” and somehow end up with x20 leverage. A bold path toward adventure or liquidation, depends on the mood of the chart.

Crypto delusion #4: a fancy website with cool animations means the team is trustworthy. #crypto_delusions

🔗 CZ says governments should record their spending on-chain in a transparent, immutable ledger. He’s right. A budget that still works like a black box makes no sense in 2025.

😭 My heroic attempt to save the bull market by buying twenty dollars of bitcoin every week...

🧡 Back in 2011–2013, physical bitcoins were a whole thing, aka Casascius Coins. Metal tokens with a hologram hiding a slip of paper with a private key inside. Peel it off and the BTC moves to a regular address. The wild part is how many people kept them untouched for years and only started redeeming them recently.

🫠 Coinbase asks: “Would you rather untangle these or untangle the 14 wallets you made during "alt szn"?

⛔ X blocked the European Commission’s ad account for “artificially inflating reach”. Fair enough. If you pump your numbers, you get the boot like everyone else.

🕯 Dogecoin just turned 12 this weekend. Billy Markus looked back at launch day with his signature chaos:

12 years ago i made something stupid and then a bunch of even stupider stuff happened and now i am posting about it on the internet to 2.15 million followers.

Happy birthday to the coin that started as a joke and somehow ended up with a multibillion market cap.

Crypto delusion #3: Influencers know exactly where the market is going. Nothing says “reliable forecast” like a guy filming price targets in his car. #crypto_delusions

⛔ A global Cloudflare outage took down the interfaces of several major Solana protocols: Jupiter, Raydium, Meteora and more. What a view! Fully decentralized Web3 putting on a show.

💡 Me, double-checking my crypto address before sending anything over 50 bucks.