Sergei Sergienko

Only two moods in crypto: “sold too early” and “bought too late” 🫠

📺 American YouTubers can now get paid in PayPal’s stablecoin. Looks like crypto finally arrived where it was secretly meant to be all along. In the pockets of content creators, duh.

Just another perfectly normal trader's day 😐

💰 A 20-year-old won a million dollars, and chose the “$1,000 a week for life” option. CZ did the math and said the smarter play was bagging the whole million, buying BTC (or BNB 😏), and chilling while spending that same $1,000 a week. But keeping a fortune for the future. I mean… financial literacy is the closest thing we have to a cheat code.

🔮 Another day, another crypto prophecy. Today there’s a high chance you’ll bump into an “expert” who “knows absolutely everything.” What a blessing, right? 😅

December market be like 📈📉

Crypto delusion #7: When the chart goes down, it’s not a drop. It’s just “warming up” before a new ATH. #crypto_delusions

🍲  Tether’s AI division just rolled out QVAC Health, a platform that pulls medical data from different sources into one encrypted, offline-friendly setup. Perfect timing for a bear market, where the charts hit your blood pressure harder than any doctor would approve.

🧡 The sixth Satoshi statue just landed outside the New York Stock Exchange. Pretty awesome how rebellion still ends up on Wall Street.

🧠 Endless scrolling trades your attention for a three-second dopamine spark. Your brain deserves better treatment than a slot machine with Wi-Fi.

💻 A hacker cracked Yi He’s WeChat and pulled a neat little pump and dump on Mubarakah, walking away with about fifty-five grand. A gentle reminder from the universe: random promo posts aren’t your friends, and FOMO is the quickest way to star in someone else’s exit strategy.

🔮 Well hello, December prophets of green candles. Your portfolio will grow… the moment you stop checking it every five minutes like it owes you money.

A crypto investor’s breakfast in 2026 😎

🧡 A giant Bitcoin ad just lit up Times Square with the line: “No man should work for what another man can print.” Bitcoin says hello, the money printer says cope.

🎁 Crypto for Christmas and New Year is turning into a thing. More people are gifting digital assets through gift cards, cold wallets, and simple transfers. Coinbase shared how to do it safely and without any holiday surprises.

Crypto delusion #6: If someone writes “not financial advice”, it automatically becomes financial advice. #crypto_delusions

🔨 Japan is rolling out new rules: crypto exchanges will need reserves or insurance to compensate users after hacks. Tighter conditions, sure. Still, measures like this push the industry toward something cleaner and safer.

🕯 First it was lotion, now it’s candles from Coinbase. The merch plot thickens. They’re one item away from opening a lifestyle brand.

‼ Looks like the global finance news account FirstSquawk got hacked, yet the feed keeps posting as if nothing happened. Healthy skepticism saves you from other people’s narratives.

🔮 Greetings, my dear crypto enthusiasts. Wanna forecast? Your gut will whisper “skip that sketchy token”. You will ignore it. Because “this meme is basically destined for greatness”.