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💸 Breaking: Trump wants to put his face on a $250 bill! 😂 The “Donald J. Trump $250 Bill Act” is real — backed by loyal MAGA reps who clearly ran out of statues to rename. They say it’s to “honor the president who made America great again.” Others say it’s just Trump’s latest attempt to print his own fan merch. 👀 Next up on the wishlist: 🏛 Rename the Kennedy Center to the Trump Center for the Performing (and Tweeting) Arts 🚆 Rebrand the D.C. Metro as the Trump Train 💵 A spot on Mount Rushmore - because why stop at one monument when you can have them all? Rumor has it the new $250 bill glows orange under UV light and plays “YMCA” when unfolded. 🛐

🔥 BNB Meme Season ain’t over — it’s just getting a turbo mode! Binance Wallet just dropped a new feature — Meme Rush 🏃💨 Now you can track and trade the freshest meme coins from Four.Meme (BNB) and Pump.Fun (Solana) — all in one place. No more jumping between tabs like a degen squirrel 🐿💻 💥 How it works: • Go to Markets → Meme Rush • See the newest coins “on the curve” (New → Finalizing → Launched) • Ape early if you dare — or watch others do it 🍿 • Trade instantly via the Swap page ⚠️ Of course, DYOR — not every coin will “moon”, but hey… at least you’ll be first in line for chaos. 🚀😂

😵 Crypto’s biggest “oops” of the week One unlucky trader dumped 22.1M $BinanceLife tokens for just $23K — literally an hour before the token skyrocketed. 🚀 Now those same coins are worth over $10,000,000 💀 Moral of the story: sometimes it’s not “buy low, sell high”… it’s “buy low, wait an hour.” ⏳😂

🎤 Solana vs BNB Chain — 50 Cent edition Solana threw down the gauntlet on X with “Many Men (Wish Death)” — basically saying, “haters want me dead, but I’m rising anyway.” 💀 BNB Chain fired back with “Window Shopper” — a subtle clapback: “just standing there, watching, wishing you could buy what I have.” 🛍 The rap battle mirrors the charts: meme coin traders are leaving Solana for BNB Chain, while SOL dips as BNB hits new highs. Crypto beef, now with beats. 🎶🔥

🤑 BNB meme madness: where $3K turns into millions overnight Welcome to BNB meme season, officially confirmed by CZ himself — and the numbers are insane. 🤯 ▪️💸 0xd0a2: $3.5K → $7.9M (2260x) in 3 days ▪️🐱 LaserCat397.eth: $3.8K → $2.1M (560x) — and still had time to 5x on $GIGGLE ▪️🧙‍♂️ hexiecs: $4K → $5.5M (1300x) ▪️💀 brc20niubi & GCsheng: each bagged millions on #币安人生 (Binance Life) Everyone’s rich, everyone’s a genius — until the music stops. 🎶 BNB meme szn: where dreams are made… and liquidity disappears just as fast. 😆

👨‍💻 Meme season hits BNB Chain! It’s official — BNB Chain is the new meme coin playground. Out of the top 20 tokens on Dexscreener, 17 are BNB memes. 🐸🚀 Even CZ joined the fun:

“BNB meme szn! 😆 I didn’t expect this at all…”

According to Bubblemaps, over 70% of meme traders are currently in profit, and one lucky degen turned $3.5K into $7.9M. 💸 But remember — this is pure gambling. Alongside the memes come hacks and scams — even BNBChain and PancakeSwap X accounts were compromised. ⚠️ Enjoy the chaos, but double-check everything.

🤭 Trust Wallet launches Trust Alpha — a new home for… “promising” tokens Trust Wallet introduced Trust Alpha, a platform for launching and promoting new crypto projects — or, as some say, a thousand new shitcoins with early access rewards. 🚀 Users can join Reward Pools (TWT required), and the best projects might even get a Binance spotlight — maybe even a listing 👀 Meanwhile, TWT has doubled since September and is now at its 2025 high. Welcome to the bull market — where every wallet wants its own launchpad! 💸

💸 Turned $3K into $2M — just another day in degen paradise! A trader spent 3 BNB to grab 16.8M $4 tokens, later selling part for $118K while still holding ~$1.8M. Total profit: 652x. 🚀 Either pure luck… or he had the script before the movie dropped. 🎬🤨

😂 Lord Miles just pulled off the most profitable failure ever! He bet against himself on Polymarket — claiming he’d finish a 40-day fast in the Saudi desert… then didn’t. Result? Lost the challenge, won $60K. 🤑 That’s what we call a risk-managed diet plan. 💪⏳

Solana keeps ruling the DEX world! For 11 straight months, it has outperformed Ethereum in spot trading volume, proving its strength in decentralized exchanges. 💪

🤣 Melania Trump shilled $MELANIA coin with a proud “Into the future”. And it really went there — straight into the abyss: –98% since launch 📉 Guess the only future left is bagholders explaining this to their kids. 🧐

🎲 Prediction markets explode as memecoins cool In September, prediction markets more than doubled volume to $4.3B (+126%), their strongest month ever. 📈 🔸Kalshi took the crown with $2.74B (+214%, 64% share) 🔸Polymarket grew 41% to $1.42B (33% share) 🔸Limitless +1,962% to $103M 🔸Myriad +61% to $4.4M Meanwhile, Solana memecoin trading slumped 38% to $19B — still 4x larger, but the shift is clear. 👀 Degens may be finding new trenches in election odds, macro data, sports & pop culture bets instead of meme coins ⚡️📊

🤣 Meme coins found their way even onto Plasma — a new stablecoin-focused L1 Plasma hit mainnet beta last week, locking $5.5B TVL and pushing its XPL token to a $2.3B market cap. But degens quickly launched meme coins on the chain too. ⚡️ The star: Trillions — born from a viral meme about the stablecoin market reaching “trillions.” It skyrocketed to a $60M cap before crashing to ~$18M. Other tokens (Bankless, Luna, Pepe clones) also pumped via DyorSwap. Despite not endorsing memes, Plasma now ranks 5th among stablecoin networks — but the community is shouting only one word: Trillions. 🚀

💔 A Colorado man thought he found love… but instead found a $1.4M exit scam The “dream woman” showed him wine, real estate, and crypto charts — but when he tried to cash out, the only thing pouring was his savings straight into cold wallets. 🥂💸 So, if she says “I’m in crypto” after a week of chatting — she’s not your soulmate, she’s your liquidation event 😅

🤣 Vitalik is at it again — dumping his freebie shitcoins! While the market is bouncing back, he sold two memecoins gifted by founders and walked away with $13.8K + 28.5 ETH (~$114.7K). Even Vitalik knows: when life gives you airdrops, cash them out 💰

It finally happened — Polymarket made it into a South Park episode! 😁 CEO Shayne Coplan called it surreal, since he grew up watching the show. 👶 The episode also gave a nod to rival prediction market Kalshi. Crypto degens, we’ve officially crossed into pop culture 📺🚀

🙏 When your church donations were supposed to buy land, but the office manager thought “holy bags” meant altcoin bags… 👴 A 60-year-old church manager in South Korea stole ₩480M ($350K+) from church funds, “invested” via a shady chat group, and got rugged. He told parishioners the money went to land & construction, but really it went to crypto heaven. Moral of the story: even God can’t save you from a pump-and-dump. 😬✝️🪙

💥 Pump & dump drama on Solana! Yesterday, Solana co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko retweeted a post from Perp DEX Quanto — instantly sending $QTO skyrocketing within minutes. 🚀 Then came accusations that Quanto’s team were serial scammers. Anatoly admitted his mistake, deleted the tweet — and $QTO crashed just as fast. 🤷 Later, claims of scams turned out to be FUD, and the token bounced back (though with less hype). Manipulation or an honest slip? Either way, Solana $QTO got a free rollercoaster ride 🎢

🤣 Degens never miss a pump signal Last night, a random post appeared on Sam Bankman-Fried’s Twitter (yep, the jailbird himself). Within minutes, FTT — aka the official coin of collapsed FTX — skyrocketed nearly +50%. 🚀 Turns out it wasn’t SBF… just his “friend” borrowing the account. Classic crypto: one tweet, instant pump, zero logic 📈📉

👏 Solana just went full meme mode In the last 7 days, over 270,000 new tokens launched on the Solana blockchain 🤯 Most of them? Meme coins spun up via Pumpfun. The chain is literally drowning in fresh tokens — some gems, but mostly pure degen experiments. 🤪