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🚗💨 BMW just got its own NFT ape! His name is Max, straight from the legendary Bored Apes Yacht Club. Now it’s not just the cars roaring in the parking lot—digital apes are waving their tails too. Who knows, maybe Max will start giving driving lessons soon? 🐒🏎

🐕 Dogecoin is holding the line! Analysts say DOGE must stay above $0.18 to have a shot at $0.25–$0.33. In other words — the dog just needs to sit, stay, and fetch the moon. 🌕🐶

🤔 On-chain analysts are spotting suspicious activity around $PUMP 1️⃣ Whale 0x3024 opened a $4.1M long position with 2x leverage. 2️⃣ A likely insider, BGSLvB, bought $2M worth of tokens yesterday — and still hasn’t sold. Looks like someone knows something the market doesn’t yet 👀

🐶 Base has officially become the Shitcoin Factory of the Month — around 800,000 new meme tokens launched there in October alone. At this pace, by New Year we’ll all have our own tokens on Base — even your dog, your fridge, and your mom’s favorite cactus. 🌵💸

According to a new class action lawsuit, Melania Trump and Javier Milei were just “props” in a massive meme coin fraud 👀 🎭 The real puppet master? Allegedly Benjamin Chow, founder of Meteora — the same guy behind several “pump & dump” tokens including $MELANIA and $LIBRA. Both coins, of course, mooned and then cratered faster than your last altcoin bag. 🚀💥 Turns out “Make Crypto Great Again” didn’t include investor refunds. 🤷

Promo condoms from crypto wallet maker Trezor 😁

“Protect your seed” 🤣

⚽️🐶 Much football. Very last place. Wow. House of Doge, the corporate arm of the Dogecoin Foundation, just became the largest shareholder of Italian soccer club U.S. Triestina Calcio 1918 — currently sitting dead last in Serie C. They promise to bring “the spirit of Dogecoin” to football — maybe even let fans buy tickets with DOGE 🐩💵т So yes, Doge officially owns a football club now… let’s hope the team learns to to the moon instead of to the bottom 😅

🐶 Elon does it again! Yesterday, the world’s richest meme lord and X owner posted:

“Flōki is back on the job as 𝕏 CEO!” 🐕‍🦺

Of course, he meant his dog — but the market heard $FLOKI, and the token instantly pumped 28% 🚀

🤣 The most budget scam of the year — $33 total! 🥷 A hacker managed to breach Coinbase Support’s official X account and post a fake “COINBASE token presale”, dropping wallet addresses for BTC, ETH, and SOL. Technically, the plan worked — money did come in… just $33 worth 😅 Not exactly the crypto heist of the century 💸

👮‍♀️Pump.Fun co-founder arrested in Madrid! Crypto Twitter is on fire — reports claim Alon Cohen, co-founder of Pump.Fun, was detained in Spain and may be extradited to the U.S. on charges of market manipulation and crypto fraud. 🙀 The news resurfaces months after former dev Jarett Dunn — who admitted in August to stealing nearly $2M in SOL — shook the platform. Despite all the scandals, Pump.Fun’s revenue soared by 1700%, because apparently, the best marketing strategy in crypto is chaos. 💥

🚀 Q3 2025 Crypto Trends: Memecoins Still Rule the Internet 📝 According to CoinGecko’s Q3 2025 report, memecoins remain the #1 attraction for users — both globally and on Solana. Tokens tied to AI, RWA, DeFi, and DEX platforms are also gaining momentum as the market heats up. 📊 Key highlights: • Total crypto market cap hit $4T • Stablecoins reached a new all-time high — USDe & USDC led growth • Ethereum surged from $2.5K → $4.95K ATH • BNB pumped +57%, pushing BSC into the top 10 ecosystems • DeFi sector capitalization +40%, back among leaders • DEX futures volume hit a record $1.8T 💬 Meme coins are still the people’s favorite — proof that fun and FOMO are undefeated market forces.

🎮Dota 2 just launched a new “meme coin”… accidentally. 🥷 Hackers briefly took over the official Dota 2 YouTube channel to promote a Solana token called $DOTA2COIN — complete with a “Hurry up!” livestream. Spoiler: you shouldn’t have hurried. 📉 Within hours, the coin’s market cap crashed to $5,500, and one wallet held 98% of the supply. PGL’s YouTube got hit too — this time “Michael Saylor” was giving away fake Bitcoin. 📺 From Ancient defense to wallet defense, the Dota community just unlocked a new game mode: Pump & Dump Simulator 2025. 🕹👀

🔥 Trader’s essential gear: a custom Zippo engraved with the timeless truth — “Nobody is an atheist at 50x leverage.” 😅 Because nothing makes you believe in higher powers faster than a liquidation candle. 🚬📉

📰 Donald Trump is furious with Time magazine for using what he calls “the worst photo ever taken” of him on their cover about the Middle East peace deal 😁

“They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one"👑

After losing the Nobel Prize, Trump crashed the markets with tariffs. Let’s just hope Time doesn’t trigger another global sell-off over a bad hair day. 💇‍♂️📉

🧢 Looks like Trump’s turning TikTok into a family business According to The Telegraph, Barron Trump (19) might join the TikTok board of directors — yes, the same app his dad once tried to ban. 😁 The idea came from Trump’s former social media strategist, who says Barron will help “rebrand TikTok for the youth.” 👶 At this rate, don’t be surprised if the first policy change is: “Mandatory TikTok posts before any official statement.” 📱😂

💀 Not the first — but one of the loudest rugpulls of the BNB meme season! 🚨 PeckShield reports that the creators of the Oracle meme coin on BNB Chain vanished with investor funds and deleted their Twitter — leaving 1,431 victims behind. The “Oracle” truly lived up to its name — it predicted your losses perfectly. 🔮💸 Welcome to meme season: some chase 100x, others speedrun 0x.

😬 A $436,000 lesson in emotional trading… One trader FOMO’d hard into the $BNBHolder meme coin, buying 5.44M tokens at the top for 459 BNB ($576K). When the inevitable dump came, panic took over — he sold everything for just 112 BNB ($140K). 🤷 From “diamond hands” to “paperclips” in one red candle 💀📉

💸 $5k → $2.16M in 40 minutes?! A trader threw 4 BNB ($5,245) at 41.11M BNBHolder memes. 40 minutes later, he sold 33.55M tokens for 956 BNB ($1.25M) — and still holds coins worth $906k. 🙀 Call it luck, skill, or insider vibes… either way, someone’s buying coffee with solid gold beans now ☕️💰

🐸 BNB Meme Season is going full degen mode BNB Chain just hit $6B daily trading volume — almost a record. Charts are greener than CZ’s hoodie. 📊 What’s fueling the madness? 1️⃣ Alpha throwing fuel on the fire — traders farming volume like it’s 2021, and projects hiring market makers just to get listed. 2️⃣ BNB hit a new ATH — and when the chain’s coin moons, the memes follow. 3️⃣ CZ tweeting memes like a proud dad at a dog show. Everyone’s printing… until they’re not. So trade wisely — or at least make sure your meme coin has a funny name before it rugs. 🤷