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🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 THE U.S. CPI PRINT IS IN!
CPI : 2.7% vs. 3.1% expected (3.0% previous)
Core CPI: 2.6% vs. 3.0% expected (3.0% previous)
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🚨BITCOIN ETF FLOWS FLIP POSITIVE
Bitcoin ETFs saw $457 MILLION in inflows yesterday, following $634.8 MILLION in outflows across the previous two days.
Are institutions stepping back in?
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🚨 BITFINEX ANNOUNCES ZERO FEES FOR TRADING
All maker and taker trading fees have been removed across its spot, margin, derivatives, securities and OTC markets.
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🚨 COINBASE INTRODUCES CUSTOM STABLECOINS!
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💰 ARK BUYS MORE CRYPTO STOCKS!
Ark Invest bought $10.56M of BitMine, $5.9M of Coinbase, and $8.85M of Bullish on Wednesday.
Cathie Wood says a “real break” in inflation is coming in 2026.
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FREAKY FRIDAY: QUAD WITCHING
BTC 💰 has dumped on every quad witching event this year; Will the final market Friday of 2025 be any different?
> Quad Witching occurs four times a year- on the third Friday of March, June, September, and December- when four derivative contracts expire simultaneously
(stock index futures, stock index options, single-stock options, and options on index future)
> The final quad witching of 2025 lands on Friday, December 19.
So far, the pattern has been hard to ignore: 😡
BTC fell 16.6% around March 21, 8.5% around June 20, and 7.9% around September 19, each coinciding with quad witching expiries.
> When these contracts expire, traders are forced to close, roll, or settle positions, triggering mechanical buying and selling.
> The result is often outsized volume, sharp intraday swings, and late-session volatility.
🎲 As crypto trades increasingly in lockstep with global risk markets,
Bitcoin has tended to absorb the aftershocks of these expiries,
with its growing sensitivity to global liquidity conditions and equity positioning.
🔽Over the last three triple/quad witching events, BTC sold off shortly after expiry, as institutions unwound hedges and reduced risk exposure.
Historically:
📈 Market volume jumps 50–100% above average
🕯 Volatility spikes into the close
⬇️ BTC has tended to dip post-expiry, due to forced flows.
Santa Rally Case❄️❄️❄️
A bullish outcome hinges on volatility compression after expiry.
The price-pinning effect fades once short-term options expire, allowing markets to move more freely instead of being held near key strike levels.
Supporting factors:
+ Implied volatility drops post-witching
+ If CPI (Dec 18) cools and funding markets stay calm
+ Risk appetite could rebound into year-end, allowing BTC to consolidate and grind higher
Santa Dump Case 🔥
The bearish risk is a simultaneous unwind of equity and crypto hedges. December is prime time for profit-taking.
Bearish catalysts:
- CPI surprise or hawkish BoJ rate hike (expected Dec 18)
- Support levels failing once dealer hedging disappears
- BTC historically leading downside moves during risk resets
Key Takeaway 👇
> Quad witching amplifies existing market stress rather than creating it, and in 2025 Bitcoin has been on the wrong side of that amplification.
> With CPI, central bank decisions, and expiry all converging, markets are set for turbulence.The direction of the market will be clear after Friday, not during it.
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‼️ BINANCE OFFERS UP TO $5M IN WHISTLEBLOWER REWARD!
Binance has announced a whistleblower reward of up to $5 million for verifiable evidence of fraudulent third-party "listing agents" who falsely claim connections to the exchange and charge fees to influence token listings.
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⚡️ JUST IN: 🇮🇳 INDIA APPROVES COINBASE'S MINORITY STAKE IN COINDCX
Coinbase Global Inc. has acquired a minority stake in Indian crypto exchange CoinDCX in a deal valued at $2.45 billion. The move aims to expand Coinbase's footprint in India and the Middle East.
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🚨 CFTC’S CAROLINE PHAM HEADING TO MOONPAY
Acting CFTC Chair Caroline Pham says she’ll join crypto firm MoonPay as Chief Legal and Administrative Officer, once the Senate confirms her replacement and he’s sworn in.
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🚨 JUST IN: TETHER UNVEILS PEARPASS
Tether has launched PearPass, a peer-to-peer password manager that keeps credentials stored only on the user’s device and never in the cloud.
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🚨 COINBASE ENTERS PREDICTION MARKETS & STOCKS TRADING
Coinbase Global Inc. has announced its expansion into prediction markets and stock trading.
Brian Armstrong says “Coinbase is now the best place to trade every asset, not just crypto.”
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: 🇺🇸President Trump delivers an Address to the Nation.
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🇺🇸JUST IN: SEC CLARIFIES CRYPTO CUSTODY RULES
The SEC has released new guidance on how broker-dealers can custody crypto asset securities.
It’s interim clarity while the SEC works on a broader, long-term custody framework.
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🇺🇸JUST IN: The Federal Reserve has withdrawn a 2023 restrictive policy which limited "novel" crypto activities
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🚨 $139M LIQUIDATION CASCADE
BTC briefly tapped $90K, then violently reversed — wiping out $135M leveraged longs. Short liquidations came in at 3.7M
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🚨JUST IN: Total crypto market sees nearly $100 BILLION in gains and losses within 1 HOUR, as volatility peaks.
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⚡JUST IN: BITCOIN BACK ABOVE 90k
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📈BREAKING: SILVER OVERTAKES GOOGLE BY MARKET CAP
It's now the 4th largest asset by market cap.
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