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Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌
The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash.
LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.”
They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression.
Charts went up, faith went higher… then it all cratered faster than you could say "algorithmic".
The aftermath? Lawsuits and enough trauma to power a bear market.
Your turn! What’s your Rotten BANANA this week? Maybe some (failed) BNB trenching experiences? 🤔
As always, we’re just a bunch of BANANAs 🍌
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| 2 | Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week.
Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together.
This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦
Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE.
21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Replies nuked.
Even big names shilled it. Brutal.
It's your turn now - drop the projects that wrecked you below so we can all cope 👉👈
Afterall, we're all just BANANAs. | 67 656 |
| 3 | 🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌
Hi Minions
Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy?
🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag
@thebananation on X
🔹 Make sure you're following
@thebananation
+ points for those with rarer bananas
+ points for those who also adds the "why" factor
10 random winners will each get $10 USDT
Event ends this Wednesday, 1st October, 0000H | 66 839 |
| 4 | PEELers, our time is coming.
We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs.
Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair.
That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future of finance”. Just a vibe-first, utility-optional, copium-powered therapy token for the terminally online.
We’re not here to save Web3 (we could).
We’re here to laugh at the pain until it feels like healing.
Who’s BANANA for?
🍌 the HODLers
🍌 the degen who gm’s out of habit
🍌 the dropout and/or burnout
🍌 the "still early" copers BANANA is you.
BANANA is us - We are BANANA. At the off the day, we're just a BANANA.
Read our Yellowpaper: https://bananation.xyz/ | 72 180 |
| 5 | ⏰ Reminder, Minions!
The wallet submission is closing soon, submit your EVM wallet before 20th September (00:00 UTC).
No submission = no eligibility for future rewards.
Don’t miss out. Lock it in while you still can. | 90 208 |
