WATCoin

🙏 WatBird thank all frens who came to last night's heist. At least we tried. 😡 ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴊᴀɪʟ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ... It seem that we gonna need to enter tournaments n' stuff to get Red Beans and get our wings on $30K in rewards. 🈲 ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ. ❤️

💡 WatBird Pro Tip: Don't follow the White Rabbit – wait for him to come to you. 😎 Btw, WatBird just bribe a GAMEE dev with much birdseed – he say me wat the prizes is in Azuki Alley Escape... ʜᴏʟʏ sʜ*ᴛ. Frens, top prize is fkn epic. ❤️ 😡 Join me in the Alley – this fkn rabbit can't hide forever...

ɢᴍ ғʀᴇɴs! Happy Friday! ❤️ Y'all been takin' your memecoins to the New York Stock Exchange? 🪙 Oh, sorry. That just WatBird, right. 😡

🪙 Biiiiiig night, frens. Much birdseed. 😅

🪙 Awesome $WAT news, frens! 🎉 A Nasdaq-listed company called AlphaTON say me they gonna buy up to $1M in WAT from open market. 😍 And also up to $3M in $GMEE... Maybe this also mean WatBird gonna get free trip to New York to see the "Nasdaq", watever that is. Hope you listened wen WatBird said you to HODL...? 😡 🪙 ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪs ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ. 🪙

ᴡᴀᴛ ᴛғ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ!? Unfortunately, WatBird contractually obliged to promote this new "GAMEE Tribes" TON collectible to frens. But didn't know they gonna move into my house wen I away. 😒 So. They stickers. They on TON. They animated. There a maaaaassive Telegram Gift prize pool for GAMEE Tribes hodlers. So go get whitelisted or watever. 😐 ᴍʀs ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ɢᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴋɴ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ... 🤔

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sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. 🌴 sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴏɴ. 😡

😡 GM. This week WatBird been lookin' at wat coming in Moon Cards. Biiiiiiig updates in the pipeline. Wow. 😍 Devs gonna need a looot of birdseed for energy. Wat you been doin', fren? This weekend, WatBird recommending: 🏆 Play Moon Cards tournaments. Soon there gonna be TON NFT tournament, so it gonna help if you not shit... 🙄 Electrocute a strawberry and see if you can make it come to life. My fren Dave say me it possible. If you do this, prove it, tag me and WatBird send you 3 Battle Packs. 🥪 Make nice sandwich. No bird meat though, don't be disgusting. 🎮 Play a game! It never a bad idea. Unless you driving. 🎧 Enjoy WatBird's Tune of the Week and have yourself a great fkn weekend!

😍 🔠🔠❗️ How it goin', frens? WatBird hear word on the street that you got no plans this weekend!? WatTF son!? We gotta fix that. 😡 🃏 Play a Moon Cards tournament. Pick cards you think gonna get stronger (or stay strong...) and see if your crypto instincts good or not! It kinda like trading memecoins but without risk your wife gonna leave you. 😎 🎰 Spin that Wheel! Who know wat you might win. Cash, tickets to win cash, more spins (to get cash or tickets to win cash). 😍 Wat a wheel! 🍔 Have a burger. Treat yourself. Get me one too. Unless it some vegan bullsh*t. 🎶 Listen to WatBird's Tune of the Week – a pop classic this time. This Mrs WatBird's 17th favourite song btw.

🚩🚩 WatBird share 100% real screenshot to prove I am best player... 😡 Nice that you still trying tho, frens... ❤️ 🌛 If you thinking you can do better than WatBird (lol) then give Moon Cards tournaments a try. And also... 🎁 Vote which NFT should be first reward. ✉️ Write my fren Dave and tell this mofo to stop falsely accusing WatBird of faking screenshots. #lies 🎶 Check out WatBird's Tune of the Week!

🔤🔤❗️ WatBird hope y'all having a greeeeat fkn Friday. 😍 But if not, don't worry fren – there some things you can do to improve it. 🌜 Play some Moon Cards. Finish arenas and get free packs! 🎮 Play a game. Challenge a fren. Enjoy yourself bro. You earned it. 🚀 Check out badass missions in GAMEE app. Star Striker one give you chance to get in early on airdrop... 🕯 Study markets. Plan your strategy. You gonna need it. Moon Cards PvP come next week. 😡 Get tattoo of WatBird's face. Tag me on Twitter and use hashtag #WatBirdTattoo. If you do this, WatBird send you ONE Battle Pack of Moon Cards. 👵 Get your granny to do a promo video about Moon Cards. Tag me and use hashtag #WatBirdGrandma. If she do this, WatBird send you TWO Battle Packs of Moon Cards. 🎶 Dance to WatBird's Tune of the Week. If you film yourself dancing to this, tag me and use hashtag #WatBirdDance, WatBird send you THREE Battle Packs of Moon Cards.

😡 It time. ʟᴇᴛ's ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ. To war, my frens! 🔥

🪙 WATCoin is #39 best Moon Card today! 😍 Crypto markets be fkn volatile tho. It go up, it go down. But watever happen, please don't merge me, fren. 😅 If you lookin' for some good stuff to do this weekend, here WatBird's tips: 🌛 Make a #MoonCardsMeme and win some packs. 👊 Build Moon Cards deck, get ready for battles comin' next week. 🔵 Check out new missions, rewards and badass trending games in GAMEE app. 🌟 Earn some Stars, fren. Share your Moon Cards referral link with frens and get a piece of the action! 🎷 Enjoy WatBird's Tune of the Week. This one recommended by meme master fren Mr Squidward.

😡 GM. It Friday again frens. It happen every week! Wat you gonna do this weekend? Here WatBird's (ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ) ideas... 🪚 Get creative. Why wait for portfolio to pump wen you can make your own Lambo!? 🌛 Build a deck to finally make your momma proud of you. Moon Cards got a biiiiiig fkn weekend sale! 🎮 Play some games! Wat else you gonna do wen you takin a sh*t? 🎶 Enjoy epic Tune of the Week. This one created by fren Adon Bilivit, who win some Moon Cards packs.

GM frens! ❤️ Claim $WAT now. 🪙 Ends April 29. "ᴡʜʏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ sᴏ sʜᴏʀᴛ, ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ?" Cause Mrs WatBird coming home any fkn minute! 😅 "ᴡᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴜɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ?" How about YOU make a Tune of the Week at home or with AI music (eg. Suno) before next Friday. 😡 Tag @WatBird on Twitter, use hashtag #watbirdtune. If it not sh*t, WatBird share it and get Moon Cards fren to send you a couple of LFG! Moon Cards packs. 😍 OK gotta run! Wish WatBird luck... 😅

😡 Happy Friday Not sure wat to do? Relax, fren. WatBird got you covered this weekend. 🪙 Open your Founders Packs 🆓 Invite 5 frens to get your bonus FOMO pack before referrals end next week 🤪 Do something crazy and win 10 FOMO packs 🥦 Eat some vegetables. Look after yourself bro. 🎶 Dance to WatBird's Tune of the Week! 🃏

That feeling wen you put your heart into new game, support team with much free birdseed, even allow family visits once per week... and then they use your image to make joke. 😑 #NoMoreBirdseed

⚠️ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜! 😂 So here's how it actually works – 🃏 Build your deck with LFG! packs available in the 'SALE' section of the app – get a huge early bird edge over latecomers in PvP tournaments and the marketplace! 😊 🔫 Hunt for $DOGE cards – only ever in LFG! packs, plus complete rewarded collection challenges (new one starting tomorrow!) and find $250 Lucky $h*t cards! 💩 💥 Prepare for Merging in just 5 days – smash two sh*tty cards together and get a whole NEW random card... pray it's a Legendary! 😉 😎 Build Your Collection 👈 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.

So. Frens. Who got a Legendary $WAT? 😍 Open your Founders Pack and check! 🪙 ʙᴛᴡ ɪғ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ sᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ $ᴡᴀᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴅs ᴡᴇɴ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɢᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ, ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғᴋɴ ғᴜʀɪᴏᴜs ʙɪʀᴅ... 😡