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Tether amasses 116 tonnes of gold, equal to major national reserves Tether’s gold position has reached 116 tonnes, matching countries like Hungary and South Korea, FT reports. Over the quarter, the company generated nearly 2% of worldwide demand and 12% of central bank buying. Its tokenized gold product XAUt has surged, with backing reserves expanding by more than 275,000 ounces in half a year. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Historic move: Texas buys $10M worth of Bitcoin The state purchased BTC via BlackRock’s IBIT ETF at roughly $87 000 per Bitcoin. It marks the first-ever official state Bitcoin acquisition in the U.S. Texas intends to store and grow its BTC holdings independently going forward. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Anonymous trader pockets $100 000 in minutes on a memecoin A trader bought 28.2M Vulgar Penguin at listing for 53.8 BNB ($46 300) on Binance Alpha. Later, they sold 27.2M tokens for $148 000 while holding 1M tokens (~$7 500). CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

ʼCZ dismisses viral claim about Jackie Chan starring in Netflix film Social media pushed the idea that Jackie Chan had been cast as CZ in Crypto Kingpin. CZ responded: “How did this go viral? It’s false. I like Jackie Chan, but he’s 71. Let the man rest!” CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

D.O.G.E.: Reuters story about closure is false D.O.G.E. stated that it has not been shut down and that the Reuters report is inaccurate. The department highlighted recent actions: 78 cancelled contracts and $335 million saved in one week. They said they will return shortly with their routine Friday update. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Hayes expects BTC to range between $90k and $80k According to Arthur Hayes, improving liquidity signals — the upcoming end of QT and rising bank lending — point to a sideways market. He sees Bitcoin fluctuating within $90k–$80k and does not rule out a fast drop to the lower boundary, though he considers $80,000 solid support. Minor position building is acceptable, while major entries should be delayed until January. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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US families file lawsuit accusing CZ of aiding Hamas payments Families of victims of the 2023 Hamas attack in Israel have sued Changpeng Zhao, FT reports. The lawsuit alleges that Binance under CZ’s leadership may have been used to transfer millions of dollars to the organization. Journalists emphasize that the case is civil, with claims based on presumed involvement of Binance in suspicious transfers. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

VanEck chief raises doubts about bitcoin’s technological durability Jan van Eck highlighted several structural risks: bitcoin’s exposure to future quantum attacks, its fully transparent ledger, and limits of current cryptographic protection. He added that VanEck could drop BTC entirely if the technology appears unsustainable. A number of early investors, he said, are shifting interest toward privacy-focused assets such as Zcash. The market, in his view, is responding to the coming quantum era, reduced on-chain activity after the halving, and increasing privacy demand. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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D.O.G.E. dissolved ahead of time The White House has closed the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) eight months earlier than planned. Created under Trump and originally overseen by Elon Musk, the agency failed to publish any reports about its work. Media outlets report that the project had effectively collapsed inside the administration, and its supposed cost-saving achievements were never confirmed. Staff members have been moved to other government positions. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitcoin is facing its weakest November since 2022 The ongoing decline makes this November the worst for BTC in three years, contrasting sharply with previous years’ stronger monthly performance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitcoin is facing its weakest November since 2022 The ongoing decline makes this November the worst for BTC in three years, contrasting sharply with previous years’ stronger monthly performance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Fake crypto exchange exposed in Kyiv — over 30 EU citizens defrauded Scammers ran a call center with 20 operators who promised profits from crypto, stocks and “promising companies”. They installed special software to access victims’ devices and demonstrated fabricated gains. Losses include 8.2M UAH from just five victims. Authorities seized $1.4M, 5.8M UAH and €17,000. Three members of the group now face up to 12 years. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Fake crypto exchange exposed in Kyiv — over 30 EU citizens defrauded Scammers ran a call center with 20 operators who promised profits from crypto, stocks and “promising companies”. They installed special software to access victims’ devices and demonstrated fabricated gains. Losses include 8.2M UAH from just five victims. Authorities seized $1.4M, 5.8M UAH and €17,000. Three members of the group now face up to 12 years.

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Full liquidation: Machi Big Brother left with only $15k The trader’s account now shows $15,538 after losses exceeding $20.2 million. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Where Bitcoin hurts the most: Bitwise highlights $84k and $73k Dragos notes that $84k corresponds to BlackRock’s average buy price, while $73k is MicroStrategy’s baseline. Reaching these areas may indicate the market is clearing out the cycle and approaching its eventual bottom. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit