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🇺🇸 The White House Just “Rug Pulled” Its Own D.O.G.E. Department 😁 Turns out the Department of Government Efficiency (yes, D.O.G.E.) has been quietly shut down — eight months before its mandate expired. No announcement, no farewell party, not even a meme. The whole thing just… vanished. 👀 Its functions were silently moved to the OPM, proving once again that in Washington, even efficiency initiatives are inefficient. The project once promised billions in savings. How many billions did it actually save? 🐶 D.O.G.E.: Such hype. Empty talks. Very gone.

🦛 At an event in Buenos Aires, Vitalik showed up wearing a shirt with Mu Deng — the viral dwarf hippo he personally “adopted.” Fun fact: the Mu Deng memecoin was actually launched last year, and now sits at a $84M market cap (around #320 on CoinMarketCap). 💰 And let’s be honest: when Vitalik himself becomes your honorary caretaker… doing a rug pull suddenly feels extremely off-brand 😅

🧐 Base Co-Founder Drops His Own Meme Coin: $JESSE 🚀 Jesse Pollak, co-founder of Base, is launching his meme coin $JESSE directly inside the Base app — and he’s already warning everyone about incoming fakes. All legit info will only appear on Twitter and inside Base App, so stay sharp 👀 Pollak says the new digital economy gives creators back ownership, control, and a real share in the upside — and Base aims to become the place where creators monetize influence without middlemen. ⏰ Launch time: November 20, 17:00 UTC.

🔥How a –59% Loser Accidentally Became a 100x Legend A trader just turned $14,250 into $1.44M on the meme coin 67 — but the road there was pure comedy. Here’s the plot twist arc: 👀 • First, he bought $7,400 worth of 67… and sold it for $3,040. A beautiful –59% skill issue. • Then he said, “retry level,” opened three wallets, and bought even more — 36.56M coins. • Added liquidity like a responsible degen. • Waited. Price pumped. • YEET — withdrew everything and now sits on 37.43M coins = $1.44M. Unrealized profit: 100x. In crypto, sometimes failing the tutorial unlocks the final boss loot.

📉 Solana Activity Hits 12-Month Low as Memecoin Hype Cools The number of active addresses on Solana ($SOL) has dropped to 3.3M, the lowest in a year — down from 9M at January’s peak. 👀 The decline reflects the fade of the 2024 memecoin frenzy, when Solana dominated token launches thanks to its speed and low fees. Now, only pump.fun keeps the spark alive, generating over $1M daily and holding ~90% of the token-launch market. 💰 🕵️ Analysts note this shows how fragile single-narrative growth can be — once the hype fades, user activity normalizes.

😂 Crypto goes corporate... but make it meme! Twitter turned into a full-on “Official Apology” flashmob — crypto projects are posting fake PR-style letters on fancy letterheads, apologizing… for being too good. From “we’re sorry for our success” to “oops, we’re too decentralized” — it’s satire gold 🎭 Highlights: ➤ Polkadot – apologizes to scammers for making rug pulls harder 🪤 ➤ Litecoin – refuses to apologize at all 😎 ➤ TWT, INJ, TAIKO, AURORA, HT, FIRO, ARCH, AVICI, IO, BGB, MKL, CGPT, GPU – all joined the chaos

🐈 China hit by the first “Proof of Catnap” attack! A major mining center in China suddenly shut down — not because of a power failure or system bug, but thanks to… a gang of stray cats 😹 Drawn by the cozy heat of the mining rigs, the cats decided to take a nap right on the equipment — blocking the cooling system and forcing the entire operation to overheat and stop. Hashrate down, paws up. Welcome to the new consensus mechanism: Proof of Catnap 💤💻

🇦🇷 Argentina Tightens Grip on Libra Meme Coin Probe The Libra meme coin, once hyped by President Javier Milei as a “tool to fund small businesses,” has turned into a full-blown show. 💸 A judge just froze the funds of Kelsier Ventures CEO Hayden Davis and two “helpers” after he allegedly sent $507K via Bitget — just 42 minutes after taking a selfie with Milei. Perfect timing, right? 📸 Prosecutors suspect “indirect payments to officials,” but so far, no proof that Milei got any of the money — except maybe some bad PR. 📉 Meanwhile, the coin that once “mooned” now crashed 90%, and Milei quietly deleted his posts. From “buy the dip” to “freeze the funds” — Argentina’s meme coin saga proves: when politics meets crypto, someone always ends up rugged. 💀

🔥 CZ Goes Thanos Mode on Meme Coins 💀 After months of silence, CZ is back — and he’s burning meme coins like old tweets, wiping out $490K worth of quq, SIREN, and BNBCARD. 💬 “Don’t send me your coins unless you want them dumped,” — basically CZ telling degens to stop donating their bags to his address. Meanwhile, Binance reportedly spent $860K lobbying for CZ’s pardon — so maybe he’s just practicing burning money responsibly. 😎 CZ doesn’t HODL memes… he cremates them. 🚀🔥

🚀😜Arthur Hayes launches a meme contest! Prize — 10 ZEC for the funniest ending to the phrase:

👉 “SBF, CZ, and Arthur Hayes walk into a…”

The winner will be announced on Saturday — so if you’ve ever wanted to turn your sarcasm into crypto, now’s your chance 😎

📉 Solana ETFs surge, but SOL price breaks trend — correction ahead? Despite over $400M in inflows to Solana ETFs, SOL lost its 211-day uptrend, slipping below key support levels. 🔸 ETFs boom: Institutional interest remains strong — Solana ETPs globally now hold $4.37B AUM. 🔸 Price pressure: SOL dropped 16% this week, testing the $155 support zone after losing the 50-, 100-, and 200-day EMAs. 🔸 Outlook: If bulls fail to defend $155, analysts warn of a potential correction toward $120–$100. 💬 Inflows are strong, but the charts say otherwise — can Solana’s price catch up to the ETF hype?

🤣South Park is predicting reality again! 👨‍💻 In the new Halloween special, the gang launches a memecoin South Park Sucks Now to “fight injustice”… and plans a rug pull a few days later. 💀 Guess what happened in real life? Right after the episode aired, a real $SPSN token appeared on PumpFun — skyrocketed to a $5.3M market cap, then crashed 74% in 24 hours. 📉 Now it’s sitting at $1M cap with only $144K liquidity. Looks like Cartman actually pulled the liquidity to buy more Cheesy Poofs 😅

😂 Brian Armstrong turned the earnings call into a betting win! During Coinbase’s Q3 earnings call, Brian Armstrong found out people were betting on which words he’d say — Bitcoin, Ethereum, blockchain, staking, Web3 — and decided to read the entire list out loud on air. 🤣🤣🤣 That one move made Polymarket players easy money: about $80K on Kalshi and $4K on Polymarket were in play. 😎💸 Armstrong later admitted it was totally spontaneous — someone just dropped the link in the team chat. 💬

🇺🇸 The U.S. Treasury just dropped its own meme marketing campaign — unintentionally. They’re planning a $1 commemorative coin for America’s 250th anniversary featuring Trump and the slogan “Fight, Fight, Fight.” 👊👊👊 Problem? That’s the exact slogan of the TRUMP memecoin — which just so happens to be increse again 🚀 Now Congress is furious, calling it a conflict of interest. 👀 Looks like even the Treasury’s getting into memecoins… just without realizing it 💰

Easy 4x just from a handshake! 🤝🚀 Before yesterday’s meeting between Trump and Xi, Polymarket users were betting on how long the handshake would last. Odds of it lasting over 10 seconds? Just ~25%. 👀 But in reality — the duo locked hands for 25+ seconds! ⏱️ Interesting… maybe Trump knew about it and decided to make a little extra cash? 💸😂

🚀 Trump’s Meme Coin jumps 46% in the past week Looks like even crypto needed a “relief rally” after surviving the Trump trade war rollercoaster 🎢. The meme coin dipped to $1B, tanked during $19B in liquidations, and now is back at $1.67B 💥. Analysts say it’s because trade tensions eased — or maybe investors just got tired of losing hair over tariffs 😅. Bonus: Trump’s approval rating and the coin are both climbing together — who knew politics and meme coins could sync better than your playlist? 🎶😁

👀 Trump is launching his own prediction market called Truth Predict! Beta testing will happen right inside Truth Social, so soon he can literally bet on how many headlines his next post will cause. 📈💬 Forget polls — next election odds might just be decided by Trump himself. 😅